Programming Language Selector

Why do you want to learn how to program?

Just want to challenge my brain and have some fun!
I want to be a web developer.
I want to learn how to build software.
I want to learn as much as possible as quickly as possible.

What do you value most?

Efficiency
Prevalence
Handsomeness
Accessibility

What is your favorite color?

Red
Yellow
Purple
Blue

You're at the base of a mountain that you want to summit. What do you do?

Listen to the mountain, let it tell you how best to ascend.
Just start climbing. If you're moving up, even in circles, you're on your way to the top.
Look for well-worn paths and follow them.
Ask the hiker who just came down; do what he did.

Which of these is funnier?

"Purple is my favorite color!"
"I like it more than blue and red combined."
"Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the young people. They don't have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing." - Janine Garafalo
"It looks like you're writing a letter."
"Would you like help?" - Clippy
"I'd like to complain about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It's high time something was done about it!"

Programming Language Selector

Why do you want to learn how to program?

What do you value most?

What is your favorite color?

You're at the base of a mountain that you want to summit. What do you do?

Which of these is funnier?

You are tied between and !

You should learn placeholder!